Friday, April 15, 2011

The Jalopy

In Red Hook, Brooklyn, there is a tiny theatre on the corner of a street, wedged between the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway and the Battery Tunnel Toll Road.  It's called the Jalopy Theatre and School of Music, and it's absolutely one of a kind.

Getting there is an adventure.  You take the F train to Carroll Street, then it's a good twenty minute walk there.  Oh yeah, you walk OVER the Expressway.  The view of cars flying beneath you wouldn't be half bad if the bridge weren't ominously shaking the entire time.  So, yeah... that was fun.

The view from the middle of the bridge... the most unintentionally frightening experience ever.

So somehow, despite believing we were lost the whole time, we get to the Jalopy.  Well, we almost walk past it.  There is no crowd gathered outside, the street is unassuming, and the door looks like a something that'd be the entrance to a cafe.  Not a good sign, considering it's a concert venue.  I dragged my friends to the Jalopy to see Pokey LaFarge, one of my favorite musicians.  I was initially super skeptical -- Pokey is Americana music, a throwback to ragtime and western swing and blues and jazz, and that's not a style that can be performed in any old venue.  Americana music is personal: everyone's involved.  And most venues I had been to in New York and Brooklyn were large and very impersonal.  I had never been to the Jalopy, and I was terrified that the music and the venue wouldn't mesh.  But we walk inside anyway, and this is what we see:


The Jalopy is part theatre, part music school, part musical instrument shop, part bar.  Countless guitars and banjos and mandolins and ukeleles lined the walls.  A small, one-room venue, we were three of maybe six girls there (not including the bartender), and the youngest attendees by far.  The old man sitting at the bar asked us if we liked the Avett Brothers.  We said we did.  He said their father was performing the following week.  Kind of badass.

Behind the music shop area was the actual stage.  There were church pews instead of individual seats, two columns of about six rows.  The stage, only about three feet off the ground, held an old upright piano and was framed by an old velvet curtain, which was framed by glowing red lights.  There was a creepy bust of an old Roman man.  On the walls were court-style sketches of past performances.  It was kind of like walking to a Baz Luhrmann film, and I mean that in the best sense.  And once Pokey started playing, the venue fit the music perfectly.



Washboard, anyone?

Pokey was sick that night, so between songs he alternated taking swigs of water, tea, and, of course, whiskey, the age-old American cure for lost voices.  He even has a song written about it.

Spotted: onstage bottle chugging.

Pokey's set was cut short, because of his voice, so to make up for it he and his band stuck around for a while afterwards, talking to people and selling merchandise.  We shamelessly introduced ourselves to him and the band, and chatted for a bit.  They are inarguably the band with the most interesting facial hair.

Hands down, one of the coolest nights I've had in this city so far.  I've never been to a place remotely like it, nor heard music in such an intimate setting.  And it's so reassuring, knowing places like the Jalopy exist, giving a performance venue to musical artists whose genres seem outdated or just plain weird.

I'll be making that walk over the Expressway bridge many, many more times, I hope.

-Lida

**ALL PHOTOS WERE TAKEN BY OUR ONE AND ONLY CHELSEA

Monday, March 7, 2011

Sandman, and a Celeb Sighting!

Setting: Union Square (again).  Weekend.  Mid afternoon.

Lida walks through Union Square.  She sees a crowd of people gathered together, murmuring to themselves, and pointing to something on the ground in front of them.  She dramatically bursts through the crowd, and sees this:


Some street artist was making a sand mural on the ground.  I thought it was really pretty, so I took a picture of the final product, too.


Then, as I was standing in line to use the BofA ATMs, I noticed there was a celebrity standing right in front of me.  That's right, people, CHARLIE (KELLY) DAY, OF IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF ME IN THE ATM LINE.  I almost died on the spot.  Best moment of my life.

He looked like this, except slightly more homeless.  
He is also roughly my height, meaning he's about 5' 7".

SO EXCITING.  Y'all are jealous.

-Lida

Friday, March 4, 2011

Olde Good Things

BECAUSE OF THE BEAUTIFUL WEATHER, my friend Katya and I decided to stroll through Union Square yesterday.  There was nothing eventful going on, until I turned the corner and saw this facing me:


That is a giant wooden lion.  Sitting on the back of a truck.


Then I saw that the truck was filled with the COOLEST JUNK IMAGINABLE.  From this picture alone, I see a lion statue, a carousel horse, a pink elephant (which is very clearly a Heffalump, meaning all those childhood Winnie the Pooh nightmares flooded my mind and I had a mild panic attack), a church pew, a red kangaroo (??), a green light fixture, and some tin tiles.

So, obviously, I stalked the website.  Olde Good Things literally has everything.  You want a "George III carved sideboard?"  Well, boom: they have it.  You want a "Pair of Lifesize Dolphin Fountain Statues?"  Get at me, son.  You want Cogsworth and Lumiere?  OF COURSE THEY HAVE IT, SILLY!

My personal favorite is the "Americana Bench from an Amusement Park."  It's what I imagine would be in the amusement park horror movie of my dreams.

Of course, to shop at Olde Good Things, you need to be willing to drop some big cash to actually walk away with said Dolphin Fountain Statues.  By big cash I mean almost $10,000.

But hey, who knows.  Maybe eventually I'll be sitting on a clown bench, keeping time with my favorite Beauty and the Beast characters, eating my dinner off of a table named George III.  Dream big.

-Lida

Whoops

Hello.

Please welcome us back.

To be honest, it's been MAD cold in the City lately, and the last thing we've wanted to do was go out and explore.  Hence the lack of new posts.

BUT SPRING IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.  And that means Strug is back in action.

Recent updates:
- We joined a sorority.
- Chelsea is dancing a lot.
- Lida is in a show.
- Mostly we joined a sorority.

Anyway, sorry for the delay.

Mucho love,
Chelsea and Lida

Monday, January 24, 2011

How Anthro

On Saturday, Chelsea, Mabes, and I decided to brave the cold and head down to Williamsburg (hello, trendy people in trendy glasses) for some concert.

Actually, the main band was Minks.  They were eh.  Their backup singer girl was clearly trying to channel the anorexic, dressed in all black, stringy hair model look, but it came across as more zombie demonoid.  Not the point, though.

THE POINT IS that the concert was at a place called Glasslands.  If you click on their link, you can see that in the top left photo there is this weird, pinkish, crinkly cloud thing that is covering the back of the stage.  Or you can look at the photo I took:


In my photo it looks more like lava, or magma, or whatever.

THE POINT IS it looked suspiciously like an Anthropologie display.

Example 1:

Example 2:

Example 3:

Example 4:

DO Y'ALL SEE WHAT WE'RE SAYING?  ISN'T THE SIMILARITY SUPER OBVIOUS?

Maybe Anthropologie is Williamsburg-type trendy after all...

-Lida and Chelsea

P.S. The coolest part of the venue was the teddy bear head mounted on the wall.  That was a little more Urban Outfitters and less Anthropologie.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Futterwacken (Fudderwackun?)


This is what greets you at the 50th Street Station (on the 1).  At first I thought it was adorable -- who doesn't love a little Alice in Wonderland mosaic montage?  Then I remembered this, and this, and this.  Not so adorable anymore...

-Lida

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Lida's Second Best Night Ever






Hello, world.  Yes, it's been a long time since Strug last posted (thanks to some little things called FINALZ and TRAVELING HOME and CHRISTMAS).  But now it's post-Christmas and I'm getting a little antsy.  So to combat this, I'm gonna go back and write some posts about some things that happened sometime in November.  Yes, technically they are passe.  But good shit happened, and I got decent-to-great pictures, so I want to write about it.  Let's go.

First off, I want to write about the second best concert night of my life: November 15th, 2010, also known as the first of two performances by Mumford & Sons at Terminal 5.

GUYS, THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.  This is the only band where I like every single song of theirs.  That had never happened to me before (until I started a love affair with the Black Keys that continues to this day, but that's a totally different story).  I had bands where I liked one album only to not mesh with the rest (hello, Arctic Monkeys and Jack Johnson).  I had bands where I liked several songs off the album, but I despised, and therefore was always skipping through, a bunch of songs (yes, you, Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, Justin Timberlake, and Sufjan Stevens).  Then there were the bands where I liked a majority of the songs, but if I listened to them for more than, say, 10 minutes I slowly slipped into music-induced vegetative state (thanks, Bob Marley & the Wailers, Tim McGraw, and Aretha Franklin) -- that might work for some people, but I liked being an active listener, singing along and slowly bobbing my head with the music, my mouth contorted into a pose my dad likes to call the "White Man Overbite" (that's three separate links, folks: 'tis the season of giving).


But oh no.  With Mumford, I start the album (Sigh No More for all y'all out there who aren't as diehard as me), and can listen all the way through, frequently singing along, maybe adding some foot stomping if the song calls for it and if I'm gettin' cray-zay.  


So I saw them for the first time at the 930 club in DC on May 20th, 2010 (I know I'm a loser).  AMAZING.  First best concert night of my life.  Then I tried to see them at Bonnaroo in June, but turns out I was getting my high school diploma on the EXACT SAME DAY, so that was a bust.  Then I tried to see them at Lollapalooza in August (I happen to be in Chicago at the same time), but turns out the wedding I was attending started at the EXACT SAME TIME as Mumford's set, so that was a bust.  Then the tickets to the two Terminal 5 shows sold out like *that*, but through some hardcore Craigslist sleuthing, I managed to snag two tickets that weren't horribly overpriced.  Praise Jesus.

Blah blah blah, I ramble.  

Lady of the River

But the concert was Mumford, in all their British folksy acoustic poetic glory.  And I loved every second of it.  

Here's the setlist (if you want, I've included links to clips of the performance):
- Winter Winds (I was so happy that they played this, seeing as it's one of my faves -- in DC, they somehow skipped it, and I didn't leave until a good 30 minutes after the encore ended, thinking they'd come back on and perform.  False.  I was upset.)
- Below My Feet (Hadn't heard it before, but, duh, love it)
- I Gave You All (Sorry the link is so shitty.  I had two clips to choose from, and the other one had some bitch singing along the whole time, so I was stuck with this.)
- Little Lion Man (SO MANY LIGHTS.)
- Lover of the Light (YES to multitasking: singing and drum playing at the same time.)
- After the Storm (Technically not from the night I saw them.  Oh well.)
- Awake My Soul (Extra nice because they included a gorgeous fiddle part, a lil' bit of Secret of Roan Inish meets Braveheart.)
- Dust Bowl Dance (Always glad to see they can get a little angsty.)
- Lady of the River (ENCORE!  With the two opening bands.  And a killer fiddle solo.  Maybe the single most entertaining song I've ever seen live.)
- The Cave (ENCORE!  A standing bass is lifted into the air!  Madness all around!)

Groovin'

Lady of the River

Lady of the River

ALSO, I have to give credit to the opening bands.  First was King Charles, whose costume and hair were more memorable than his music (his songs were entertaining, but no great shakes).  


King Charles during Encore, With Hair, Minus Costume


Then there was Cadillac Sky, whose lead singer (the one who looks like a garden gnome) somersaulted onstage then proceeded to do a rendition of "Bootylicious," while a band member, wearing pretty flamboyant checked pants with even more flamboyant striped socks, looked on.  Their songs were like, country-bluegrass-rock clusterfucks, but totally awesome.  You know how sometimes there's a band, but no one can actually play the instruments (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, TAYLOR SWIFT), so they become more of a "band."  Not the case with Cadillac Sky.  Every damn member killed his respective solos.  Like, woah.  Take a listen to Trapped Under the Ice, Human Cannonball, Hangman, and Pitiful Waltz.


Gnome Man from Cadillac Sky

Cadillac Sky

Cadillac Sky

 
Cadillac Sky

If you haven't jumped on the Mumford bandwagon yet, do it (I mean, even Entertainment Weekly wrote about them in their Bullseye thing, acknowledging their lateness in discovering Mumford's greatness).  Become a fan, memorize the songs, buy a poster, and see them in concert.  But don't forget to get me a ticket.


-Lida

Lady of the River, Encore Song 1

Monday, December 13, 2010

It's Christmastime in THE CITY

Before viewing, open this link and use as a soundtrack: SILVER BELLS.

SPOTTED:  CHRISTMAS IN NEW YORK CITY.

Enjoy.
-Lida

An ice sculptor carving a Nutcracker.  Columbus Circle.

A Santa hat-clad mariachi band (not singing Christmas carols, however).  Columbus Circle.

 Tree lights.  Columbus Circle.

Salvation Army person.  Extra points because she was caught mid-dance.  Probably to this song.  5th Ave.

BIG ASS Christmas tree.  Rockefeller Center.

Nicki Minaj was apparently the inspiration for this window display.  5th Ave.

 Christmas, Armani style.  Saks.

Ornaments.  Saks Christmas section.

Saks' own personal Santa.  (Fun fact: I was next in line to sit with him when this group of children cut me.  I was upset.)

Look!  Charity!  Salvation Army.  Macy's.

Christmas Smurfs.  Macy's.

Gingerbread Man.  Outside Lincoln Center.  (Was much less creepy in person.)

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**UPDATE:  THE.  SNOW.  IS.  STICKING.  ON.  THE.  GROUND.  HALLELUJAH.


Saturday, December 11, 2010

Finals Fun Find

So we were sitting in Butler last night.  Across the table from us, on a stack of Teachers College folders and notebooks and shit, was THIS:


Yes, that is some kind of fluorescent orange Furby thing.  Oh, and in case you can't tell, it's attached to an orange bedazzled iPhone.  Take a moment to soak it in.  Yes.

-Lida and Chelsea

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dancers Without Feet

Last night I was on my way to Butler (the iconic library at Columbia for you non-Columbians) when I ran into a group of my friends waiting in the lobby of my dorm.  They were all dressed up so I asked where they were headed and they replied "An Ailey performance!"  I knew Ailey was at City Center this week, celebrating 50 years of Revelations and really wanted to see the performance so I voiced that fact.  Then a friend told me her roommate was supposed to go but couldn't so she had an extra ticket.  I thought it over in my head and weighed the options: a night of searching endlessly for a seat in Butler, procrastinating for a while, then maybe getting around to working on my research paper and calculus homework versus seeing a completely free performance of one of the most well known modern dance companies of all time.  I jumped on the offer and off I headed to City Center with my geeky, red Jansport backpack in tow.
I soon found out that my ticket was for the second row, which I was originally super excited about, considering it was free and I was there completely spontaneously.  I had of course been to City Center before, but had never sat that far front.
City Center: my seat was literally in the bottom right corner
Note to dance-goers, sitting that far front is not a good thing.  The stage was above my eye level, so I had to crane my neck ever so slightly to see the span of the stage.  I was in the pit and it was the pits.  Because of my unfortunate seat, if the dancers were anywhere from about three feet below the very edge of the stage all the way to the very back of the stage, I couldn't see their feet.  If they were far back, I could see from about mid-shin and up.  And if they were laying on the floor at all, they were completely out of sight to me.  I then termed this dance show, "Ailey Without Feet".  I spent a summer dancing at Ailey in their summer intensive, a challenging experience, but one that I would only do once and don't really recommend, and I know that feet were of utmost importance in Horton, Graham and Dunham technique.  I distinctly recall my teachers sternly reminding us to stretch through the feet and plant them firmly on the ground as a solid basis for support in lateral T turns and leg swings.  Then I get to the company's performance and I can't even see their damn feet. Irony.

Despite the absence of these appendages in my line of vision, the dancing itself, was superb.  The show began with Uptown, a look into the Harlem Renaissance choreographed by Matthew Rushing.  It did what dance should do, combine the athleticism, grace, versatility, drama, and poise of a dancer with an incredible story.  Abdur-Rahim Jackson took the audience through parts of the Harlem Renaissance through short monologues about the pieces and outbursts of sassy, jazzy dance moves all while looking very dapper in a tuxedo.  There was swing dancing at a "rent party", divas in feathers, powerful vingettes to the words of Zora Neale Hurston, Langston Hughes, and WEB DuBois, and all around music that made you want to get up and do the Charleston (which I totally did all the way down 55th St after I got out of the theater).
Coolest piece of the piece: the staging of this picture and dancing afterwards:
   
The next piece was called The Prodigal Prince, which emulates "the real and imagined life of Hector Hyppolite, the most notable of primitive painters in Haiti's history."  (Quote from the program).  Wow.  After this piece ended, I as an audience member was exhausted.  I felt like I was watching a tribal ritual, and I probably was.  Through his lifetime, Hyppolite painted Voudou scenes (the dominant Haitian religion at the time) with vivid colors and intense passion.  Both these elements were strongly seen in the piece as the entire ensemble stomped, spun, and leaped in costumes like these:
Ailey dancers are known for their athleticism, raw power, and technique.  This piece wholly defined that.  Hector Hyppolite was danced by Kirven James Boyd, the sudden replacement, and he was incredible.  He was strong and powerful yet perfectly emulated the sensory overload that a young painter would have experienced during scenes such as these.  Then, he strips into only a thong covered in puka shells, and we love him more.
Clifton Brown
It was such a visually stimulating piece that I could have gotten so much more out of if I were farther back in the Orchestra, or even up in the Balcony.  I could tell, from my below the stage view, that the dancers were making interesting patterns and moved in directions that could only be seen from above.  From my worm's eye view, I saw everything at a completely different angle that I think took away from the piece as a whole.  I couldn't see Boyd writhing around on the floor, or anyone's feet.  I was so close, I saw waaaaay to much of Clifton Brown's body whenever he was downstage right....and he was wearing a thigh-high slitted loincloth that went all the way to the floor...he's also really scary looking...and has massive, creepy, alien-like muscles...
What I really loved about this piece was it's complete break from the technique driven, structured movement (lateral T's, hinges, etc) of Horton, a main technique used in much of Ailey's repertoire.  The dancers looked free and released as they bounded across the stage and through the air.

Then the next piece was Ailey's finest, probably the most well known piece in all of modern dance Revelations.  It was of course, fantastic, and it should have been considering it's been around for 50 years.  In my opinion, once you've seen it over three times, it becomes the same.  Though, because it's the last piece and you've just seen the same dancers in the first two pieces, you have picked out your favorites and you begin to compare their roles in each of the ballets to this one and you see how incredibly versatile they are moving from swing dance to Caribbean to classical, iconic Ailey.
Wade in the Water section of Revelations
I was totally happy to have gotten the opportunity to go see this show, for free, being spontaneous (thanks Ellen!) like I love being in New York.  I only wished I could have seen their feet...
-Chelsea (one summer and one summer only Ailey dancer)